Another woman, bossing me around. Good thing, I guess.

 I was informed today that I am failing to accurately deliver on the promise of writing a riveting, dramatic adventure story in my blog. It was "Jacqueline" who told me this. She said that my everyday thoughts about dinosaurs and chickens, and whatever, were fine, but that's not what you all were expecting to read, She said that I am supposed to be writing accounts of my adventures, and they are supposed to be action-packed, romantic, and dramatic! Oh. Ok. I see.
 Well, I guess I should re-think my tack, and start over. I want everyone to read my stuff, and to tell everyone else to read it, too, so I can give lots of people hope to go on living. I guess this means I should try to stick to the good stuff, huh? Does this mean that I need to go back to the beginning? Tell the whole story in chronological order? So it makes sense? Well, that's not gonna make it make sense - no way! Just telling my story in the right order will not come close to making it logical, and some people will question the truth of  it, no matter how it's told. Some of you know better. You were there for some of it, or you took me to the hospital, or bailed me out, or sent me money, or came to pick me up from some weird, unlikely place,  or brought me home from the hospital. Some of you have been through enough crazy stuff with me, that I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be surprised one bit by anything I do. I guess I need to step up my game! No, not really.
 I guess I could start from here, and go backwards, or I could just tell it all out of order and random, like the way I do in person. I don't know. I know one thing- I have a lot to tell. I may not have a home, or any savings, or *investments, or anything else to show for my life, but I guarantee you- I have some stories to tell, and I don't need to embellish, or make up a single thing. I stayed pretty busy really doing adventures, and I guess I better start writing some of it down, before I start forgetting it. Well, forgetting any more of it.
  I want to know how to go about this. Let me know how to tell it. Leave a comment below, and tell me what you want me to write about, and how, or in what manner. I will start as soon as you all tell me where you want me to start.